Addict

Noodle: Hello. (eyes dart sheepishly)

Everyone: Hello, Noodle. (encouragingly)

Noodle: I'm here to talk about my uh, addiction.

Everyone: Go on, we're all here to support you. (heads nod in agreement)

Noodle: I'm um, I'm struggling with an addiction. An addiction to....(gulp...nibble...drool....chew....)

................Pedigree Small Bits for Big Dogs.........................

Sweet Jaysus, WOULD SHE STOP IT ALREADY!! Like a moth to the flame, she's drawn to the damn dog food dishes. She can crawl over there at lightning speed and get 4 kibbles in her pie hole before you can shout out, "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Stinker.